When you need to stand out on Houston's idiot-filled roads

"Danger" (dangerray) 04/22/2016 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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You take parking like a jerk to the next level

MrPseudonym > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:30

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lol Texas

Invinciblejets > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:32

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I would surround it in buggys

Danger > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:34

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On top of the horrid park-job, he was riding across the parking lot (perpendicular to the aisles) at about 30mph. Apparently that is totally normal in Houston, since I saw a dozen people do it this week.

they-will-know-my-velocity > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:35

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My immediate reaction *shrug - shoves cart into stall anyway*

bob and john > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:36

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....thats actually fucking genius LOL

My bird IS the word > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:42

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What really kills me is that there is no one else in that lot. Probably trying to be an ass on purpose.

Steal his license plate maybe?

spanfucker retire bitch > Danger 04/22/2016 at 10:59

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Just shove the carts harder, they’ll make it in there eventually.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Danger 04/22/2016 at 11:00

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And in a parking lot that’s barely full, no less...

Wacko > Danger 04/22/2016 at 11:02

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I would just place a cart on top of the bike.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Danger 04/22/2016 at 11:03

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Houston is....special is probably too generous a term.

McMike > Danger 04/22/2016 at 11:35

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I can’t believe you left that there. Take it back up to the front of the store where it belongs.

Ash78, voting early and often > Danger 04/22/2016 at 12:01

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I would grab that and push my kids into the store on it. PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY!

facw > they-will-know-my-velocity 04/22/2016 at 14:39

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Yeah, I would not feel at all bad about it. I would feel slightly scared that this asshole would see me and shoot me.

they-will-know-my-velocity > facw 04/22/2016 at 15:38

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A risk we take every day living in Texas.